Lol..

Q: Eh, it's so obvious that you like her!

A: NO! I dont like her. I just miss her when she's not around, think of her all the time, find every small reason to meet her and dream of us holding hands as we stroll through a park.

Whoops..epic fail.

Me: Hey, do you know why girls are generally shorter than guys?
X: No, why?
Me: Ah thats because girls secrete pheromones through the top of their head. So when guys stand close to them, they get the full impact. Cool huh?
X: Julian!! Whatever they say in "Friends" does not stand as being scientifically verified ok!
Me: *sheepish grin